Oh No

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me, uncovering a shallow grave of moss and driftwood: hey hozier what’s the mood for pride
hozier, blinking up at the light, awakened from his slumber: the ghost of the lesbian that possessed me when I wrote work song asks that the parades be bathed in light so beautiful it is hitherto unknown outside of the golden hours, that her children be protected, that everyone has a place in the shade to rest with the fawns and magpies, and that cops are drowned.
me, tucking him back in until it’s a new moon: thanks bud

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Jun 24, 2018

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Jun 24, 2018

Anonymous asked:

please never forget that you are full of blood at all times

hungwy Answer:

What? No I’m not…

moonlandingwasfaked:

hungwy:
moonlandingwasfaked:
this post is vampirephobic, it’s not their fault they can’t make their own blood and sometimes are a little empty
I always leave a little room for some ginger ale
you’re so fucking brave and valid

Jun 24, 2018

huntsuniverse:

We had to do Kinetic typography in class today. I chose a very important audio clip

(via inverted-typo)

Jun 24, 2018

xenablade:

theblibbles:
paulthebukkit:
Flipping Guardian Trick-Shot

(via gotvodka)

Jun 24, 2018

lifehacksthatwork:

Just a family of bears chilling in a pool.

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Jun 24, 2018

thewhatever:

No need to call him back.

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Jun 24, 2018

dippyface:

tockthewatchdog:
cake with fondant literally isn’t even food it’s like a play dough sculpture with cake trapped inside its vile
thank you for your bravery in speaking the truth about this

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Jun 24, 2018

(Source: zdf, via chrno)

Jun 24, 2018

dalishpariah:

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

(via epicusernamerighthere)

Jun 24, 2018

princeofeuropa:

eviljosuke:
A lot of wild things happen in the World Cup but this was definitely up there
UHM????

(via klanced)

Jun 24, 2018

drawverylittle:

[Villain!Todoroki]

Headcanon: Forcefully removed his fire quirk - a constant reminder of how much he resents his dad - with All for One’s help.

“Ice can burn too.”

[Caption by @kaijoskopycat]

Jun 24, 2018

slimepost-generator:

slimepost-generator:
slimepost-generator:
slimepost-generator:
slimepost-generator:
slimepost-generator:
slimepost-generator:
i……..
had……
the slime of my life
and I’ve never felt this way before
and I swear
It’s the truth

(via blackpaladin-honerva)

Jun 24, 2018

funzos:

LESBIAN
L - lizard
E - epic
S - stupid
B - beautiful
I - i love women so much
A - angry
N - no men allowed
T - tiddy

(via lesbiangang)

Jun 23, 2018

(Source: namiiswan, via chrno)

Jun 23, 2018